My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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