Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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