She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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