your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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