return my video game
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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