were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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