worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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