I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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