i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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