hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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