the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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