We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
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