He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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