How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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