My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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