recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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