That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Randomize
