McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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