Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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