I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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