i barfeds in our rink
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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