doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she pinky promised me she was 18
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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