So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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