jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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