is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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