Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
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That's how twitter works, right?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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