It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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