Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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