Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize