I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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