I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
