This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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