His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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