i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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