i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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