I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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