But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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