I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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