While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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