I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
pray to the hookup gods
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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