New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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