you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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