Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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