He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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