and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just forgot I was standing up.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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