her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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