pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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