I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I had to cum in my sink.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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