dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
smell my finger.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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