I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Randomize
