What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
vagina is talking i cant
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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