new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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