The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
